"traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn" (el-peasant)
08/22/2015 at 08:03 • Filed to: None
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"traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn" (el-peasant)
08/22/2015 at 08:03 • Filed to: None | 10
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Unrelated Cadillac.
I was standing outside in my driveway with my car facing away from the road. This random guy which I thought occasionally lives at my house backs into the driveway, also in a red Challenger, but with a giant dent in the back bumper. He bore a strong resemblance to the guy who keyed the Aston Martin.
He steps out, pulls out a Sawzall, and slices horizontally through the trunk of mine, right above the light bar. He just wanted to reach the spare tire
I then had a polite conversation with him about what he did. If he wanted a spare tire, he could’ve just lifted the trunk, lifted the carpet, and removed the tire. (If this was real life, I would’ve torn him a new one when he pulled out the Sawzall! Scratch that, I would’ve bolted inside the house and locked the doors immediately when he pulled up.)
He then asked for a metal detector. I didn’t have one, so he then called out to a guy on the street for one. He did have a metal detector. The guy that sliced my car then rushed inside my house to lay on the sofa and play Forza Horizon 2 while smoking weed.
Upon waking up, I felt an overwhelming sense of relief. I went to the garage, and my car was still in one piece.
jkm7680
> traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
08/22/2015 at 08:28 |
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What in the hell kind of LSD have you been on?